I have been performing stand-up comedy for three years for paying audiences and for my entire life for non-paying ones. I have played at McCurdy’s Comedy Theater in Sarasota, at fund-raisers, comedy nights and private functions in Southwest Florida and at the Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop in Dayton, OH.

My humor looks at life from the eyes of a charming and gorgeous (see home page) woman being dragged kicking and screaming into middle age when you have to move on from moisturizer to SERUM and when all the writing on your shampoo and pill bottles starts getting smaller (no it's not you!)

I share the joys of living with two teenage girls (kill me now) and a multi-tattooed yet metrosexual husband. I also dish on current events, places that should never be pierced, reality TV, men, how many cats is too many cats (answer is always one more than I have at home) and why George Clooney refuses to return my calls (You tell me)

My humor is rated PG to PG-13, and I'll go R if the price is right. But I'll never make fun of Florida. Well, nothing remotely amusing, newsworthy or strange ever happens here. Go figure. 

I am in the process of loading a sound file of my stand-up routine, but until I figure out how to do it, just go to my contact page to request the file and I'll e-mail it to you. 

Visit my Trivia and Announcement page to see where I'll be performing next.